Top 10 Rules for Surviving a Horror Film

Björn Jóhann
4 min readMay 14, 2020

Have you or someone you know recently taken part in some sort of demonic ritual? Have local teenagers been mysteriously disappearing? Have you recently been seeing zombies? Ghosts? Monsters? Do you randomly hear a banjo playing for no reason?

If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, you may be trapped in a horror movie!

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Björn Jóhann

A queer, herbivorous, leftist Viking. I write about society, justice, and popular media. UChicago grad.